armyofsnails: (Gina)
Yesterday on the way back from the train station I saw the MOST GORGEOUS LEGS EVER. They belonged to a tall slim girl with long blonde hair - I haven't had a chance to see her face as I was walking behind her. She was wearing black shiny PVC shoes on pointy heels - at least two inches tall - and black lace tights. Her skirt was uber short, just barely covering the essential bits, and her ankles were so thin you felt you could snap them just by blowing air at them. PERFECTION. Yeah, I'm a bit of an old perv in case you haven't guessed, and I also only ever ogle girls - because let's face it, blokes don't have as many nice features to look at (when was the last time you saw a guy and thought, "What a great pair of legs on that one!")

I will definitely one day go the Bride of Re-Animator route and assemble the Perfect Girl from the best body parts I can find. Hopefully she will be pleased and not want to kill or dismember me.


Mar. 14th, 2007 08:33 pm
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Yesterday I saw the most remarkable butt. A pretty girl, probably in her mid-20s, got off the train at Cambridge immediately before me, and I found myself following her along the railway platform, completely mesmerised by her backside. She was wearing tight jeans and high heels. Mmmmmm.... The jeans contained something wonderfully perfect, starting with an oval pair of cheeks, following with an inverted wine glass curve through the knees to the calves, and ending with an excruciating bottleneck width at the ankles. I was so absorbed with this remarkable sight that I almost walked into a glass wall upon reaching the station building.

Then the girl turned around and saw me staring at her. She gave me the glare of a lifetime! I swear to god, if I were male I'd have gotten slapped in the face right there and then...

Which brings me to my question. Why do men, generally speaking, prefer women to wear skirts/dresses rather than trousers? The obvious answer of "easy access" in most cases doesn't apply, because unless the woman is your girlfriend you ain't gonna get any access at all. Aaand SKIRTS! HIDE! ARSES!

Why not enjoy the free view while you can? What's the logic? I don't get it.
armyofsnails: (zen snail)
I read this passage while on the train the other week, and it made me put my book down and stare out of the window for the rest of the journey. I can't quite explain why. I just hope you enjoy it as much as I did - although somehow the word enjoy seems an understatement.

What makes Argia different from other cities is that it has earth instead of air... )
armyofsnails: (zen snail)
Four hundred people on the same train twice a day, every day - after two months of commuting I am beginning to recognise some of them in the crowd. Read more... )


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